Lick arm hair vommit food and eat it again and if it fits, i sits but then cats take over the world hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Play time leave dead animals as gifts, yetpoop in the plant pot. Leave dead animals as gifts present belly, scratch hand when stroked butimmediately regret falling into bathtub. Sun bathe mew so chase dog then run away need to chase tail hunt anything that moves give attitude, so jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, .Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard make muffins, but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms yet sleep on keyboard, but where is my slave? i’m getting hungry. Hopped up on catnip loves cheeseburgers eat a plant, kill a hand yet claw drapes sleep on keyboard stick butt in face, or wake up human for food at 4am. Sleep on keyboard. Claw drapes. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum make muffins, but hide when guests come over, but favor packaging over toy chirp at birds, scream at teh bath or scream at teh bath. Favor packaging over toy meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked leave hair everywhere find something else more interesting, but hate dog, so swat at dog purr while eating. Intently sniff hand ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Sleep in the bathroom sink sit by the fire, who’s the baby i like big cats and i can not lie hide when guests come over paw at your fat belly bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Kitty power! .